When you take a dump while sitting on the toilet backwards so that your fecal matter ends up on the dry part of the toilet and not in the water.
by wigwam69 September 10, 2006
An individual who is confined to their bed due to their morbid obesity; one who wallows in their own excrements.
"Whoa! look at that beached whale"
by ricemond December 6, 2003
When fecal matter in a toilet is only partly submerged in water and partially lay on the dry porcelain of the toilet bowl.
by Jerome Jenkins April 29, 2006
similar to awkward turtle, denoting the occurance of an awkward situation.
the beached whale is performed by placing one hand on top of the other, face up, and thumbs rotating.
the beached whale is performed by placing one hand on top of the other, face up, and thumbs rotating.
JB walked into a room full of naked hispanic men, all playing the flute while whipping each other with palm leaves.
To alleviate the awkward situation, JB starts to freestyle rap. This makes the entire situation even more awkward, and the naked hispanic men all begin to do the beached whale.
To alleviate the awkward situation, JB starts to freestyle rap. This makes the entire situation even more awkward, and the naked hispanic men all begin to do the beached whale.
by HitStick93 April 6, 2010
by luke detty February 20, 2005
Any fat woman, especially the ones that wear shirts that say things like "Sexy" on their tank tops that clearly do not cover enough skin.
Yo, do you see that beached whale over there?
Where?
The one eating that small child dipped in ranch dip
Where?
The one eating that small child dipped in ranch dip
by slivr3388 July 11, 2008
he was like a beached whale with a cocktail sausage
by mighty triple.t November 10, 2010