Brown buddy - a shit stained hand usually involved in a handshake. EX: Ron shook Ed's hand after a long stretch in prison, unfortunately Ron didn't know Ed didn't properly wash his hands after a bowel movement and ended up with a slightly brown hand, now that's a brown buddy."
by Fasteddie666 October 5, 2019
Brown buddies is when you and your friend masturbate then cum in each others brown eyes till they become cloudy then shit and smudge it on eachother
by Minyme February 27, 2016