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beach bum 

An unemployed bum on welfare with no real education who makes extra cash by selling margaritas while naked at the beach. Particularly present at Wreck Beach in Vancouver.
Lowlifes, hobos, losers, scumbags, beach bum
beach bum by nattyeli May 28, 2010

beach bum 

Someone who spends way too much time at the beach and usually falls under one of the following categories of people:

1) Homeless
2) A kid on summer break
3) A pervert
4) A drunk
5) Patrick Swayze in Point Break
Look at that pervert beach bum staring at all the girls, what a loser.

beach bum 

Old men who are hairy and raggety, usually unshaven and smelly.

Take bum showers in the ocean water, while singing the "Bum Shower's" theme song...."Bum shower's: (chorus) cleanin myself in the water; Bum shower's: all day and night! Bum Shower's!!! PASS THE SOAP!!!!!
The beach bum told us a funny story about his thighroid problem.
beach bum by Jay the Dra October 1, 2007

Beach bum 

Sitting out in the sun today made me get a beach bum
Beach bum by Mliv June 10, 2020

beach-bum 

n. Someone who is resistant to work
(derived from Australia: where unenergetic people would sit on their buttocks and sunbake all day)
Get off your arse and stop being a beach-bum!!!
beach-bum by -=[Vi]rus=- February 17, 2005

miami beach bum 

Fun, chill person. That one friend we all want to be like. The one posting palm trees and bikinis in the winter, while you're freezing. Sporty, a natural beauty and confident. Can't even be mad because they're inclusive of everyone with a radiating positive energy.
Friend 1: I wish I was a Miami Beach Bum.

Friend 2: I know, then you'd have great skin.