| 1. | Sand Dog | ||
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A wrestler who made a name for himself in Japan in the mid 90s wrestling in brutal hardcore matchs, scarring his armpits in a particularly gruesome match with Nakamaki.
Made his name in 96 in a Falls Count Anywhere bout in Charleston, West Virginia where the match went to a nearby sand dune and he picked up a dog and threw it in his opponents face, picking up the win. Was last heard of in Wales. Sand Dog that crazy guy who had that match in West Virginia, up in the sand dunes.
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| 2. | rowley | ||
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a wrestler from alabama, texas spent most of the 90's in japan wrestling the well known wrestler sand dog, where there final bout took them up to the sand dunes of west virginia. Unfortuatly lost to him after taking the world famous dog shot to the face,
has not been heard of since but supposedly is lost in wales, completely blind drunk, telling innocent welsh people about glorious hyper value bargains!! is supposedly looking for sand dog for a rematch Black rose, sand dog, rowley's bargains, hyper value
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| 3. | sand turdes | ||
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being beaten by waves so bad all the sand that aqumulates in the waves end up in your swim trunks and is terribly hard to get rid of
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| 4. | Sandman | ||
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Sandman A mythical creature, about 6'2 in height with long grey hair and whiskers. Resembles an ugly yeti or sasquatch. The Sandman lives in the sand dunes near Blackpool. He preys upon males who live and work in the local area, and uses cider to lure them back to his seaweed lair for a strum on his 'guitar'. If the cider trap is unsuccessful The Sandman will just suck off or bum the unsuspecting young men on the sand dunes then slope off on his merry way! Sandman:- Hello young man, would you like to come back to the seaweed lair to drink cider and play on my twanger?
Young Man:- No thanks, Sandman, i am just walking my dog in the Sand Dunes. Sandman:- Ok young man, that is not a problem, i will just bum you here. It is dark, secluded and nobody else is around! |
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| 5. | sand pirates | ||
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The most feared and notorious of all gangs worldwide. While many speculate that they are nothing more than a few college kids in San Luis Obispo who get wasted and role down sand dunes,the sand pirates are actually highly loyal and dedicated pirates living by a virtuous code of conduct yet to be determined. Dirt biker:"shhhh, i think its a sand pirate sleeping."
Sand pirate:"Yaaarggggh!!!" Dirt Biker:"Oh shit!!!" |
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| 6. | Flock of Seagulls | ||
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When Several of your bros are on the beach and doin" it with they ladies. All at once, they take out they man meat and dip it in the sand. They then re-insert it into the vagina. All the ladies will scream!!!! A Flock OF Seagulls. Mike and the boys were in the sand dunes doin' it with their girls. They took out their man meat and dipped them into the sand and then re-inserted.......The girls screamed and it sounded like a flock of Seagulls.
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| 7. | dune buggy | ||
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a small car used for cruising in the sand dunes. it is a small lightweight car perfect for burnouts and rally racing. very good fuel consumption aswell yeah little blue dune buggy in the sand
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