Useless is someone or something that is incapable of completing tasks or activities.
My brother Mac Hoeler is very useless
by Jdwag27 April 4, 2021
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Ryan U. who does absoutely nothing and makes excuses for it
Wow! Ryan is useless
by n March 27, 2003
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Someone that is literary an incompetent, an a turtle trying to race a pack of wolves to every situation and conflict.
Do you even recognize Shayne he’s so devoured by self hate that he fucks up every opurtunity that he wants by over thought processing. He truly makes everything a useless scape goat.
by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019
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a person who is a blind,deaf mute with no arms and no legs
the lady from the book "so much to tell you"
a person who is both a blind and deaf mute and also missing all limbs is preety useless in the sense that they cant do anything. they cant; read brail because they have no hands, see, hear or speak to anyone, walk as no legs are attached to their abdomen. The best they can do is to hold a cane in their mouth in hope that their wheelchair doesnt get munted into a wall and there cane be forced down their throat.
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Teacher: ''Say your ABC's.''

Student: ''A.. B.. C.. Z?''

Teacher: ''Dear God help us.. You are as useless as the H In Spaghetti.''
by WeAreAllFucked December 13, 2016
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