Bassturbation 

Putting ones scrote on a large bass speaking whilst listening to a remix of any Adele song until you ejaculate.

Last night I bassturbated so hard it measured 9.7 on the richter scale.

Gerald - 'Last night, i had to bury my pet dog Gravel'
The Boss - 'What happened, Gezza?'
Gerald - 'Bassturbation'
The Boss - 'I lost my infant to that, no wait.... i stabbed him in the face, never mind'

Bassturbation by TWC.TV March 16, 2017

bansturbation 

A fusion of “ban” and the term for sexual self pleasure.

This refers to the public abuse of the rights citizens, as things that some people simply disapprove of are made illegal, plus the near-sexual frisson of pleasure gained by those who pass such laws.

Lifestyle engineers want to ban everything we enjoy, they get their kicks from bansturbation.

bansturbation by Narkybeast September 15, 2010

bathsterbating 

When instead of jacking off in the toilet or in your room you jack off in the tub but ass naked

Garrett was jacking off in the tub and his sister Alex walks in and asks Garrett what are you doing? He simply says I'm taking a shit but really he was "bathsterbating"

bathsterbating by Garrett6969 January 22, 2014

mathsturbation

1. In an attempt to prove a point, gathering and assembling data in such a way that one only convinces oneself of its validity
2. Trying to justify an incorrect opinion, statement, or assumption, by manipulating available data in a way that is only satisfying to the person with the incorrect opinion, statement, or assumption.

He rattled off a bunch of obscure statistics to defend his vote on the stimulus package, but it was all mathsturbation.

mathsturbation by RVLambo February 1, 2009

Bathturbating

Because saying "masturbate in the bath" is just too damn long :.P

Sally: "Ah, there's no better way to relax before bed than putting on some soft music, a little scented candles and a little bathturbating."

Jane: "You really need to get laid more."

Bathturbating by CactusHeart December 30, 2011

basturbation

masty using a turkey baster either up the bum hole or vaginally

Great way to get rid of thrush if you use yogurt

you know kay I had a good ole wank last night and quite frankly it was rather boring

You oughtta have a basturbation ... here's me turkey baster shove it up ya ass dave you'll love it

basturbation by I3igCheese October 23, 2006

Bathturbation 

The act of masturbating in the shower. It's much harder for someone to be caught doing this, but they'll probably end up using up all of the hot water.

Example 1: Bob has been in the shower for 2 hours now. What's taking him so long? Is he bathurbating?

Example 2: Bathturbation is much easier than normal masturbation. No one will ever catch you in the act!

Bathturbation by JohnMaddenFootball May 11, 2014