11 definitions by TWC.TV
Putting ones scrote on a large bass speaking whilst listening to a remix of any Adele song until you ejaculate.
Last night I bassturbated so hard it measured 9.7 on the richter scale.
Gerald - 'Last night, i had to bury my pet dog Gravel'
The Boss - 'What happened, Gezza?'
Gerald - 'Bassturbation'
The Boss - 'I lost my infant to that, no wait.... i stabbed him in the face, never mind'
Gerald - 'Last night, i had to bury my pet dog Gravel'
The Boss - 'What happened, Gezza?'
Gerald - 'Bassturbation'
The Boss - 'I lost my infant to that, no wait.... i stabbed him in the face, never mind'
by TWC.TV March 17, 2017
A person that lives on a barge on a canal.
Like a land gypsy, water gypsies travel and live in a terrible habitat, smell horrible and is a valid form of insult.
Unlike land gypsies, water gypsies are unlikely to steal unless their way of life is threatened, have pet dogs or ‘dags’ Or ask for ‘any old iron’.
Like a land gypsy, water gypsies travel and live in a terrible habitat, smell horrible and is a valid form of insult.
Unlike land gypsies, water gypsies are unlikely to steal unless their way of life is threatened, have pet dogs or ‘dags’ Or ask for ‘any old iron’.
Steve: ‘Hey Doug! Do you want to go to the Dog and Duck later by the canal?’
Doug:’No way, there’s way too many water gypsies floating around by around there!’
Doug:’No way, there’s way too many water gypsies floating around by around there!’
by TWC.TV April 12, 2018
To slice ones face off and wear it as your own.
Leather facing is a good idea if its October 30th and you have no costume.
It is also a good idea if you are old and want a to look much younger and don't mind peeling the face off of a Child/Infant/Toddler/New Born/Fetus.
Leather facing is a good idea if its October 30th and you have no costume.
It is also a good idea if you are old and want a to look much younger and don't mind peeling the face off of a Child/Infant/Toddler/New Born/Fetus.
My Nan has been feeling a bit down on how old she looks, so she went to a children's hospital and leather faced half of the leukaemia ward.
Shut up Pierre or i'll dig up your recently deceased granddad and leather face him and fuck your nan.
Wow I'm so tired after leather facing all them kids at chucky cheese. I think I'll have a siesta.
Shut up Pierre or i'll dig up your recently deceased granddad and leather face him and fuck your nan.
Wow I'm so tired after leather facing all them kids at chucky cheese. I think I'll have a siesta.
by TWC.TV March 17, 2017
Melvin - ‘I’m going to make one of them immigrant Croats at the local car wash clean my van’
Gerald - ‘Is your van really that dirty?’
Melvin - ‘Yes, after I ran over that family of Croats and raped the mother, it’s disgusting’
Gerald - ‘Is your van really that dirty?’
Melvin - ‘Yes, after I ran over that family of Croats and raped the mother, it’s disgusting’
by TWC.TV April 4, 2018
by TWC.TV March 17, 2017
Ma Momma said Box is life a like of locochates, get ya gonna what ya what never know. - Al Gore, Gorrest Fump
by TWC.TV November 30, 2015
An Unwanted is a child who never gets adopted and has to leave the orphanage at 18 with no biological parent wanting them, and no desperate person unable to birth a child of their own wanting them either.
Unlike a homeless, an unwanted seeks love and affection, rather than spare change, yet both live off the land (streets in a city centre) and are without a home.... or love.
Unlike a homeless, an unwanted seeks love and affection, rather than spare change, yet both live off the land (streets in a city centre) and are without a home.... or love.
Jamie - 'Why is Jason Leaving the Orphanage?'
Mike - 'He's an unwanted, so now he's 18 he has to leave the orphanage on his own and live of the land.'
Jamie - 'Golly! I knew he wasn't loved by anyone but i never knew he was an unwanted!'
Mike - 'He's an unwanted, so now he's 18 he has to leave the orphanage on his own and live of the land.'
Jamie - 'Golly! I knew he wasn't loved by anyone but i never knew he was an unwanted!'
by TWC.TV March 17, 2017