gorrest fump

The alternate version of Forrest Gump starring Al Gore.
Ma Momma said Box is life a like of locochates, get ya gonna what ya what never know. - Al Gore, Gorrest Fump
by TWC.TV March 05, 2016
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Brick In The Wind

Like a brick in the wind, this person will be stubborn and not move when being pushed away.

If a brick was to be one with the wind it would cause a lot of damage, be very dangerous and annoying to all nearby.
Melvin - 'Hey Keith lets go to the beach!'
Keith - 'Naa i wanna stay home today'
Melvin - 'Fuck you Keith, you're such a brick in the wind'

An Angry white kid with a gun in school was described by the rest of the class as a brick in the wind.
by TWC.TV November 06, 2016
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Hand Sock

Socks for your hands.
Johnny Cochran - 'If the hand sock doesn't fit, you must aquit.'
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Mortar Strike

A game where two men sit side by side, separated only by a make-shift ‘wall’. Both contestants masturbate until ejaculation.

The aim of the game is for the contestant to hit the other contestant with their ejaculate, shooting up and over a wall like a mortar.
Keith: ‘Me and Lucious were playing mortar strike last night
Matthew: ‘Oh cool, did you win?’
Keith: ‘Yeah’
Matthew:’Really? Congrats
Keith:’Na just kiddin’ I am infertile and unable to create a child without the aid of science, and now I have semen in my chest hairs’
by TWC.TV May 25, 2018
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Vannist

A man who drives a van around and makes people 'get in the van' and takes them to a random location and kicks them out.
"GET IN THE VAN"!!!
"Where are we going?"
"It doesn't matter"
"I hope he's a vannist or were screwed".
by TWC.TV July 25, 2015
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Water Gypsies

A person that lives on a barge on a canal.

Like a land gypsy, water gypsies travel and live in a terrible habitat, smell horrible and is a valid form of insult.

Unlike land gypsies, water gypsies are unlikely to steal unless their way of life is threatened, have pet dogs or ‘dags’ Or ask for ‘any old iron’.
Steve: ‘Hey Doug! Do you want to go to the Dog and Duck later by the canal?’

Doug:’No way, there’s way too many water gypsies floating around by around there!’
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An Unwanted

An Unwanted is a child who never gets adopted and has to leave the orphanage at 18 with no biological parent wanting them, and no desperate person unable to birth a child of their own wanting them either.

Unlike a homeless, an unwanted seeks love and affection, rather than spare change, yet both live off the land (streets in a city centre) and are without a home.... or love.
Jamie - 'Why is Jason Leaving the Orphanage?'

Mike - 'He's an unwanted, so now he's 18 he has to leave the orphanage on his own and live of the land.'
Jamie - 'Golly! I knew he wasn't loved by anyone but i never knew he was an unwanted!'
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