A practice most seen with Gypsy
people or Armenian
males: Where, in lieu of a REAL shower
, they spray a giant cloud of bad, musky cologne over their heads and, as the cologne drops descend upon them, they proceed to rub it into their skin, face and clothes, looking almost as if they're bathing. Sadly, this often results with them ending up more smelly then when they started. The combined odors of overpowering, stinky
cologne and STANK bodily odors hit you with a double dose of funk.
"I know Max has been going through some problems, but he really needs to get his ass in the tub. Lately, all he takes are 'Armenian showers' and they aint fooling no one!"