No Bathroom Breaks 

“No Bathroom Breaks” is a word only used by someone who is in their late 40s and is probably going to go no where in their life.

Student 1: Sir, May I please go the bathroom... I got to shit.
Teacher 1: No Bathroom Breaks.
Student 1: *shits bricks on teachers keyboard while singing “Rockstar” by Postmalone*

No Bathroom Breaks by FatPat_P March 6, 2018

John bathroom break. 

A bathroom break lasting an hour or more. Often after John bathroom breaks one must buy a new toilet. If one is known to take John bathroom breaks make sure one has at least two cans of febreeze.

"Dude where were you?" "Sorry I had to take a John bathroom break."

John bathroom break. by Hohn May 1, 2010

Shopping bag bathroom break 

When 2 co-workers go into the bathroom stall together and one person stands in a shopping bag placed between the others feet while he sits on toilet and receives a blow job or a blumpkin, so any other person who enters the bathroom only sees the feet of one person.

Bobby and Chris went for a shopping bag bathroom break so Duyet would not catch them together.

Shopping bag bathroom break by Lead Party Cheif September 3, 2009

Bathroom Breakdance

When you're experiencing that urgent need to go and rush to the lavatory only to find you've tied your windpants in a knot.

Cripes, that was a close call. Really had to pee and couldn't access my unmentionables due to a knot in my windpants. Had to do a bathroom breakdance.

Bathroom Breakdance by Norman Bates' Mother January 8, 2018

bathroom break 

A bathroom break is when you and your significant other, usually bae, dating or not, go into the hallway by the bathroom where there are NO cameras and make it nasty.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

yo i heard that they just went for a bathroom break. ;)

bathroom break by n00deslap April 19, 2016

triple action bathroom break 

The act of taking a dump, having a meal and catching a solid blow job all while sitting on the toilet.

It doesn't get any better than that man, I just had a triple action bathroom break at work. You know I caught A knob job from Tina and had a steak and baked potato all while releasing a turd.

triple action bathroom break by bastubes December 11, 2007

Mississippi bathroom break 

A bathroom break you take at work that consists of chugging a glass of wine, smoking a cigar, and drinking coffee; ideally red wine, a Macanudo, and columbian coffee.

Hey boss, I have to take a quick Mississippi bathroom break.

Mississippi bathroom break by Mr Mackey Jr March 17, 2019