Buttfucker3000 

An idiot who logs into a Zoom court hearing or important with a totally inappropriate screen name which angers the judge or the person leading the meeting.

Your name's not Buttfucker3000, you yo-ho.

Buttfucker3000 by Storm Sexxwatt May 13, 2021

batfuck 

Totally insane; insane enough to fuck a bat.

May be used adverbially as an intensifier (e.g. "batfuck crazy") or on its own as an adjective.

You little sister is completely batfuck crazy. She was trying to smoke a coathanger.

Yea, she's totally batfuck man.

batfuck by Pipe Downn January 20, 2009

ButtFuckery 

ButtFuckery means bullshit

wow that's some grade A buttfuckery right there, what a load of wank

ButtFuckery by Pimp McLovin' July 2, 2015

Befuckery 

The state of being by which one is completely fucked over by everything that could possibly go wrong in any situation or series of consecutive situations. Extremely unlucky.

This emergency room visit has been a real befuckery!

Befuckery by Happenstance February 25, 2010

Bagfucked

When you go to the market and get a cheap bag that tears and your goods spill onto the ground. 2. When the drive thru attendant puts the wrong food in your bag.

Could you please double bag that beer I don't wanna get bagfucked in the parking lot!

Damn homie this ain't no carne asada...we got bagfucked!!

Bagfucked by GanjaGus December 14, 2010

bumfuckery 

Noun.

1. Pure, unadulterated stupidity. Daftness of a magnitude that shocks beyond words. Total and complete lack of reason. Utter futile uselessness. Such wanton disregard for logic as to render silent all within earshot of the event.

From the English "bum" (see ass) and "fuck"

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1. I won't stand for this bumfuckery, by Jove. I'm going home.

bumfuckery by thaks May 26, 2006

Buttfuckery 

The idea or suspicion that someone may but attempting to screw you over.

I'm not really sure what Tom is up to, but I sense some intense buttfuckery at work here!

Buttfuckery by Orion79 July 3, 2011