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Bastardice 

(n): The direct opposite of justice. Any situation or action indicative of the past or present actions of bastards.

Not to be confused with the adjective tense, Bastardous.
"This ipod that guy sold me doesn't even work! Pure Bastardice!"
Bastardice by DuexTres March 31, 2009

Bastardic 

Bastard-like; something a bastard might do
EXAMPLE 1:
X: "Yeh, he put loads of gravel in my running shoes so I lost the year group race..."
Y: "That's just bastardic!"

EXAMPLE 2:
X: "I spent the entire night whining about Tommy. He really annoys me."
Y: "He's your best friend! You can be quite bastardic at times, y'know that?"
Bastardic by Lansing108 January 11, 2009

bastardcore 

Bastard core is a sub category between indie and grunge.

often is the aesthetic most rebellious teenagers have.
“wow she’s indie!”
“nah, with all the shit she gets into and the dark clothes that bastardcore
bastardcore by dory7777 August 24, 2020

bastardious 

Adjective

A thing that...um...is a...uhhh..a bastard.
That damn vladislav, I was about to give him permissions before he left, that bastardious guy.
bastardious by balag12 April 10, 2017

bastardcock 

One who either plays practical jokes on another, or who is just an annoying bitch. The word is typically used to berate a personal friend for doing something to you. I.E., if a friend shits on your chest, he or she is, by definition, a bastardcock. He or she is also fucked up. Really fucked up.
Don, why'd you cream in my eye? You fucking bastardcock.
bastardcock by LordMCWhite August 8, 2007

bastardical 

Adjective, describing someone or something acting like a bastard.
He's a bastardical bastard.
bastardical by ilovesjeebus October 2, 2007