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a driving expression used to release your frustations at unintelligent drivers. best is used while shaking your fist.
damned you, you bastard cock! *shake fist at ignorant driver here*
by holly* June 15, 2003
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One who either plays practical jokes on another, or who is just an annoying bitch. The word is typically used to berate a personal friend for doing something to you. I.E., if a friend shits on your chest, he or she is, by definition, a bastardcock. He or she is also fucked up. Really fucked up.
Don, why'd you cream in my eye? You fucking bastardcock.
by LordMCWhite August 07, 2007
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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