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Rhythmic sliding of the fret hand up and down the neck of a bass guitar to simulate masturbation (i. e., fap). Specifically coined to refer to the bassist's portion of the band intro on Adam Lambert's Glam Nation tour, wherein such motion is often employed.
Did you see last night's concert? When Tommy Joe Ratliff broke out the bassfap during his solo, the Glambulge must have grown six inches.
bassfap by aonvas August 1, 2010
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Bassrape 

Too have such intense bass that you experience mindrape (but in a good way).
Dude that new Pendulum track is bassrape to my mind.
Bassrape by DubBassRapist January 26, 2011
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bassface 

the look on one's face when listening to the drop in a dubstep track.

inspired by the phrase, "the better the bass, the derpier the face."
"Dude. Is Steve having a stroke"

"Nah, bro. That's his bassface."

"oh. well, that explains the erection."

*laugh track*
bassface by 0men August 18, 2011

Bassface 

1. The nickname for the bass guitar player in a band.
1.This is Stefan, he's the Bassface.
2. Hey Bassface!
Bassface by Rustify October 1, 2006
Yo I️ took a bassap as soon as I️ got home
bassap by CJ9306 February 23, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026