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verb. to literally 'bash-ham', i.e beat off, whilst writing about it, wang in hand.
"whoa, Rupert, that article you wrote regarding self gratification really was insightful!"

"Yeh it was a fairly vigourous basham session tbh!"
basham by big_willy_stylz October 30, 2009
Words you can keep

shannon basham 

A white monk who is the grooviest duck in the pond. A girl who is irish and has a particular fondness for potatoes. Normally a teacher.
I just saw a Shannon Basham she was teaching and seemed pretty groovy.
shannon basham by Kyle Merkel December 10, 2013

trinity basham 

Also known as Frickin Giant Metal Spoon. A female egg with brown hair, green eyes, and teeth. She is the offspring of Kermit the Frog and Jesus. She is also the mother of Kia Basham. She loves tea and she wants to join the military as a ninja turtle. She is going to marry Daniel Howell. She randomly drinks pickle juice especially late at night like 2am. She is usually sick on Christmas.
Have you met Trinity Basham? She is amazing.
trinity basham by YouAreMyDad May 14, 2018

thomas basham 

ultimate stud, who has a freakishly large penis that will destroy whatever is in its path
Aiden: Bro have u seen thomas bashams cock??!!!???
Marcus: Yeah cunt that shit be bigger than my leg fr
Aiden: Giggity
thomas basham by deanos the stud October 27, 2022

Wesley Basham 

Wesley is the crazy brother you will ever meat he is funny strong sometimes nice but he l;Ike's to beat up his sisters he is stubborn but a good brother sometimes he can get on nerves and be rude but I promise you once you meet him you deal with it so long Wesley Basham.
Wesley Basham a good friend and brother.

Being a Haley Basham 

The act of being a sad and quite regardless of others. This is what you can call someone when they try to be annoying by making very weird facial jesters while being very awquard
Wow she’s annoying she’s kind of being a Haley Basham

Bashayer 

Bashayer a pretty girl who can bright your day with just listening to her amazing voice, she also has a golden personality, she’s that person who you will always wants to see her smile, if she loved you she’s gonna do everything to make you happy she always gonna be there if you need her she will stand with you and helps you, and Bashayer is a good listener and speaker at the same time, she always share positive energy, she don't like the depressed mood she always lights up the place and makes it full of happiness, she also need someone who listens to her and loves her as she deserves to be,my baby bshosh is such a good person give her love please🙏🏽💕💕
Bashayer: i need coffee i have a headache

Me: but you just finished your 7th cup!

Bashayer: ......
Bashayer by jungoo3ker June 4, 2020
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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