Adjective - aw-quard. The alternate way to spell the English word commonly referred to as 'Awkward'.
-Wow, Michelle says the most awquard things sometimes.

-So I ran into Michelle today,it was pretty awquard, since i Piked her last night
by Vyse1029 January 13, 2009
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Breaks the awquard silence by one member placing their hand between the other's legs and flapping it from side to side like a fish whilst exclaiming 'AWQUARD SALMON'.
(NOTE: do not go too high up the legs or could cause further awquardness)
*awquard silence*

Person performs awquard salmon on unsuspecting member

Laughter breaks the awquard silence and the party continues
by jdfreerider July 21, 2011
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