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basebromance 

Two baseball players who are so close to each other they do everything together, like walk down to baseball practice together, go get Jamba Juice together, share deoderant in the locker room, are in each other's fave 5, and slap each others' butts after every play; like a bromance, but specificlly for baseball guys.


Robyn: "Hey, what's up with Alika and AJ? They're always doing stuff together!"

Jennifer: "Yeah, that's cause they have a basebromance."
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Rat Basturd

Worse than a "Rat Bastard". This individual will be cordial and charming to your face, then instigate despicable acts against you behind your back. A lying, coniving piece of worthless humanity. The essence of immense evil.
Teacher #1: That school board president has been telling everyone that he runs this school, not the superintendent.

Teacher #2: Mr. Sellers told me the same thing, but kisses up to the superintendent in public.

Teacher #1: We need to get out of Pawhuska, he is a rat basturd!
Rat Basturd by skypie November 20, 2011
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basturma 

a delicious kind of heavily salted and spiced meat, commonly eaten in the middle east. the meat is sold and eaten raw
dude 1:dude i had some old basturma yesterday
dude 2:ur breath smells like crap, u look pale, u ok?
dude 1:i think i got salmonella...
basturma by shavout February 5, 2008
French for fucker, used to define someone who is such.
That Kili is such a baiseur, he broke up with me over a sandwich!
Baiseur by Arabellaz January 28, 2009
a slang definition for crack users and/or cocaine users, most frequentley used in the Florida area, specifically Ft. Walton Beach. A form of the term "free-basers".
quit doin' all that blow, man. I dont want to hang out with a bunch of basers.
basers by SAFINHA June 23, 2008

bastur mate 

A bastur mate is some to share whacking it with.
Eduardo: I feel like having an afternoon wank. Would you like to be my bastur mate?

Ricardo: Sure! I'll bring my porn DVDs.
bastur mate by scodder September 29, 2012

Face Baser 

An individual so addicted to Facebooking that he/she spends the majority of their day devoted to the act, or, seeking means by which they can Facebook. While nearly all Face Basers eventually become unemployable due to their addiction, some are able to hold a job and maintain typical, if highly annoying, lifestyles.
I was at my uncle's funeral and my Face Baser cousin is updating his profile during the service.
Face Baser by briantroy December 7, 2009