Bar
A unspecified creature that roams through fast food restaurants during the day and crawls through windows at night. Usually extremely obese, and will do anything for someone as long as the reward is edible.
1: Did you see that Bar the other day?
2: Yeah, it was in KFC rinsing out all the chicken, very depressing day :(

*Next day*

2: OMG you'll never guessed what happened last night
1: What?
2: That Bar creature tried coming in my house through my window at 4.30 in the morning!!
1: OMG, That's terrible!!
by Dogbird Nerdbird April 03, 2011

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Bar
A soul brother's reference to the male member.
Bitch, suck my bar!

Unforgivable...?

Brother, does my bar look big in this?

Bite my bar.
by AdsorbantClown March 05, 2011

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Bar
To disregard or ignore.

There are Countless methods of barring, such as... VERBAL BARRING where you blatantly disregard what someone is saying, and begin talking to someone else... SOCIAL BARRING, such as when you and your buddies suddenly become "undecided" or "unsure" of your evening plans when your fat, dorky, ugly suitemate asks if he can go party with you.

Best done when everyone around knows the person got barred EXCEPT the Bar Victim him/herself.
Scenario 1:
<Hot Hannah> KlassyNig, good to see you out tonight...
<Big Becky> KlassyNig, I thought you loved me... When are you gonna come show me some lovin??
<KlassyNig> *sigh* ......So Hannah, hows it been going?
<Hot Hannah> Haha, you sure barred the hell out of Becky!

Scenario 2:
<Dorky Dudley> HEY KLASSYNIG, WAIT UP! I'M HEADED THAT WAY TOO!
<KlassyNig> (to self) Oh hell.... Here THIS chode comes.... Let me pretend I'm on the phone and bar his ass...
by KlassyNig April 30, 2004

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Bar
A mystical place where girls you don't know still don't talk to you.
Hey man, let's go get rejected at the bar.
by CWaddles March 10, 2014

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Bar
a place to find people to reproduce with and get drunk
I went to the bar, got wasted and hooked up with a midget named Candy whos voice sounds like a biker with throat cancer.
by Hobo Joe July 31, 2003

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B.A.R Stands for Browning Automatic Rifle used in world war 2. It is an American Made weapon and holds a clip of 20 rounds.
I used a B.A.R to destroy those nazis in cod3
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bar
to have sex, or to ask for sex
when you gonna let me get the bar mami?
by renise April 21, 2008

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