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Cock Barricade 

1. Noun. The conjoined effort of 2 or more persons to cock block a particular individual

2. Verb. Cock blocking with the assistance of another.
John was so about to get laid, but then that chick's friends set up the best fucking cock barricade I've ever seen.
Cock Barricade by GrizzlyAdams78 December 3, 2009

fix barricades 

Non-literal term used to describe a situation where the subject is reluctant to perform a specific task.
"I was trying to spank off but ma kept making me fix barricades."

Barricade day 

The 5th day of June. Typically referred to as the day when the les mis fandom wakes up from the dead in order to celebrate the day that all their favourite characters died.
Why is the les mis hashtag trending on Tumblr today?
Oh it must be barricade day.
A giant spiky robot with a massive saw-blade on his hand, capable of transforming into a Saleen Mustang police car. Contained within his chest is a smaller robot named Frenzy, who is used to hack into things. Both robots are members of the evil faction of robots from the planet Cybertron called the Decepticons.
I wish Barricade was in Transformers 2.
Barricade by Kaymactimus April 13, 2011
When one is insanely good at Mario Kart and the only power ups they get are bananas and the little fake power up box things. They are then forced to just drop these items right after they get them forming a BARRICADE of bananas and fake power up things
MAN:I need to stop playing this game. Or at least stop playing on 50cc.

MAN 2:Dude, really stop all your doing is dropping barricades.

MAN 3:Holy CRAP, your barricade got me.

MAN:*sigh* Its an empty win
barricade by sammypp February 21, 2009

Barrycade 

1) Yet another in a long line of weak attempts by right-wing hacks to blame President Obama for something he had nothing to do with. Even worse, the Republicans in congress had planned the government shutdown all along. By holding funding for government services hostage, they hoped to derail the Affordable Care Act, and foolishly assumed Obama would vote to defund his signature legislative accomplishment. But it backfired. Public opinion turned against the GOP just as it did during the 1996 shutdown, and they had no choice but to fold under the mounting pressure. So to save face, they decided to do what they do best, blame Obama.

2) A term to describe the continual Republican-led effort in congress to obstruct anything and everything proposed by President Obama, even small stuff like the President's judicial nominees.
1) Republicans: "Let's shut everything down and then call it a Barrycade so everyone thinks it's Obama's fault!"

2) To date, the Barrycade in congress has blocked 82 Obama nominees, nearly as many as all other presidents combined.
Barrycade by Defauxifier December 3, 2013