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Barrycade 

1) Yet another in a long line of weak attempts by right-wing hacks to blame President Obama for something he had nothing to do with. Even worse, the Republicans in congress had planned the government shutdown all along. By holding funding for government services hostage, they hoped to derail the Affordable Care Act, and foolishly assumed Obama would vote to defund his signature legislative accomplishment. But it backfired. Public opinion turned against the GOP just as it did during the 1996 shutdown, and they had no choice but to fold under the mounting pressure. So to save face, they decided to do what they do best, blame Obama.

2) A term to describe the continual Republican-led effort in congress to obstruct anything and everything proposed by President Obama, even small stuff like the President's judicial nominees.
1) Republicans: "Let's shut everything down and then call it a Barrycade so everyone thinks it's Obama's fault!"

2) To date, the Barrycade in congress has blocked 82 Obama nominees, nearly as many as all other presidents combined.
Barrycade by Defauxifier December 3, 2013
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Barrycade 

Barriers put up near national monuments because Republicans shut down the Government. Because they can't stand to see our great black President succeed.

Now, the selfish, lying Republicans are blaming the Barrycades on Obama too. And dumb people are listening, instead of getting the facts. Republicans and teabagger, teabilly, racist liars need to get to work and stop ruining the country because they can't deal with a black man in the White House.
Republicans have Barrycaded national monuments to embarrass the President and confuse people, like veterans.

By NyxNyx Octover 13, 2013

Resubmitted by a good samaritan after it was unjustly deleted by far-right trolls. Google cache is amazing :)
Barrycade by Defauxifier December 4, 2013

barrycade 

1. A barrier (usually temporary) that exists for no reason. 2. A barrier erected for political reasons.
"Dude, Obama barrycaded the park."

"Hey, let's put up some barrycades to keep those World War II veterans away from the open-air World War II Memorial in Washington, D.C., in order to try and score some cheap political points."
barrycade by rdbrewer4 October 6, 2013

Boner Barricade 

When at a party or group gathering, you get cock blocked by multiple people while talking to the same girl.

On a scale of 1-10, cock block is 1, Boner Barricade is 10.
Hot girl 1: All those guys are cock blocking Abbas
Hot girl 2: Yeah, they've formed a Boner Barricade

Cock Barricade 

1. Noun. The conjoined effort of 2 or more persons to cock block a particular individual

2. Verb. Cock blocking with the assistance of another.
John was so about to get laid, but then that chick's friends set up the best fucking cock barricade I've ever seen.
Cock Barricade by GrizzlyAdams78 December 3, 2009

Barricade day 

The 5th day of June. Typically referred to as the day when the les mis fandom wakes up from the dead in order to celebrate the day that all their favourite characters died.
Why is the les mis hashtag trending on Tumblr today?
Oh it must be barricade day.

fix barricades 

Non-literal term used to describe a situation where the subject is reluctant to perform a specific task.
"I was trying to spank off but ma kept making me fix barricades."