by xxXx_jadedragon_xXxx August 14, 2004
when a woman is giving a man head, we all know that she gets warning before we blow a load. in this case you dont give so much of verbal warning, but a kick of the leg and make the sound of a barn animal (mine was a horse). As she looks to see what is going on, shoot her in the face.
when i made it up, i was on my futon laying down. i always told it was coming but decided it was time for change. so i brayed like a horse and kicked my leg. she looked up and said "what the..." and splat, i shot her face. the BARNYARD BLAST was born
by comedian314 May 16, 2009
Barnyard 1.Nigger, a african american(nigro), 2. Could also be a white-bo hardass,that deals drugs n does drugs, 3.Is either a hardass nigger or born in a barn
by steve bink January 11, 2009
Combine a Double Cheeseburger and a McChicken and you have yourself a Spanish Barnyard. Total cost: $2
Layers should go as follows: Bread, beef patty, bread, chicken, bread, beef patty, bread.
Smoosh down and enjoy.
Layers should go as follows: Bread, beef patty, bread, chicken, bread, beef patty, bread.
Smoosh down and enjoy.
McDonald's: May I take your order?
You: Can I have a spanish barnyard please?
McDonald's: ... What?
You: *sigh* a Double Cheeseburger and a McChicken.
You: Can I have a spanish barnyard please?
McDonald's: ... What?
You: *sigh* a Double Cheeseburger and a McChicken.
by lexisnexis August 3, 2007
by Hog Choker July 26, 2009
Damn dude! Nothing but a bunch of barnyard commandos in this place! Let's get the fuck outta here before we catch gonosyphilliherpezoids.
by JynnxT July 8, 2007
The underwear of an extremely obese woman who, because of her size, is unable to wipe after taking a dump.
by Johnny45 January 20, 2004