Definitions by Johnny45

McRetard 

A McDonalds employee.

I went to McDonalds for the first time in like three years today and the fucking McRetard that took my order screwed it up, even after I repeated it.

McRetard by Johnny45 January 24, 2004

clot 

An aborted fetus.

Dude, why do those anti-abortion assholes have to carry around posters with pictures of clots on them?

clot by Johnny45 January 20, 2004

Barnyard Panties 

The underwear of an extremely obese woman who, because of her size, is unable to wipe after taking a dump.

Dude, see that heffer going into the all you can eat buffet? I bet she has stank barnyard panties.

Barnyard Panties by Johnny45 January 20, 2004

Silly Pants 

A term of endearment exchanged between two middle-aged homosexual men that wear Hawaiian shirts, clam diggers and sandals.

Geofrey, everyone knows that Liza is a much better entertainer than Bette, silly pants!

Silly Pants by Johnny45 January 20, 2004

PUSSY SLIME 

n. The stinky, discolored, cottage cheese-like ooze that comes out of the unclean/diseased pussy of a whore or a homeless woman.

That homeless hooker that sleeps by the dumpster out back has a mad case of pussy slime.

I couldn't get it up because the smell of your mom's pussy slime overwhelmed me.

PUSSY SLIME by Johnny45 January 19, 2004

crunt 

Crusty-cunt. Occurs after a woman doesn't bother to clean herself after taking a load from her father.

I bet Tanya has a mad crunt from when her dad gave it to her doggy style last night. Lazy bitch.

crunt by Johnny45 January 19, 2004

swamp 

n. A woman's moist or sweaty vagina.

adj. (swampy)the state of a woman's vagina after rigerous sex, prolonged exercise, or exposure to extreme heat or humidity.

n. Tanya's vag was a swamp when I porked her during the August heatwave.

adj. Don't eat me out tonight, I'm a little swampy from the gym.

swamp by Johnny45 January 19, 2004