a show that teaches that teddy bears are better friends than real people
My friend's cousin doesn't like to hang out with his friends because Barney taught him that teddy bears are better friends than real people. Poor bastard.
by Mike the Ekim April 02, 2006
1 reason why i carry a gun; a pedifile that loves to hug little boys when he gets a hard on
barney: hey guys lets have 1 big hug! ;)
kids: Yay!
barney:YippeeeE! *a buldge forms in his cock region*
by J 0 K A January 23, 2005
The security guard that led half-life on its way to the top.
CS lives because of Barney.
by Seth August 04, 2004
1. The Purple Pestilence.
2. A snowboarder over 50.
1. Please kill me, Barney is on tv
2. Look at that barney he's got the steez!
by Meinenhauser Gertenfinkel March 27, 2004
1.A giant Purple Dinosaur who waits until all the adults are gone and then secretly takes the kids and tells them how happy lif is and nothing goes wrong. He promises them they'll be happier with him.

Little do the kids know that Barney is secretly keeping them from their parents and demanding money from them for the release of the children. They cry and plead if they too much he'll pop a cap in their ass.

Meanwhile the kids smile sing while cleaning up all of Barney's shit and pretend they are better then they actually ever will be. Until all of it spirals down and they find out Barney's been using them and spending the money on cocaine.

2.Another word for Poop.

3.A hippy who likes sex drugs and beer.

4.Another word for penis.
1.That dinosaur Barney is one messed up Mutha F-cka!

2.I just took a huge Barney in your toilet. Let it sit for another week or two.

3.Man This Barney just came up to me and had sex on my floor.

4.I just shoved my barney so far up this one chick's *ss that she couldn't sit right for a month.
by DontbeHatin April 27, 2005
A pedophile dressed up in a purple dinosaur suit.
Barney really *plays* with the children these days
by All user names unavaliable June 09, 2007
A british term meaning trouble
if the cops cach us smoking pot, we're going to be in barney
by sparky mcgee March 26, 2007

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