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Barney is a purple dinosaur that looks like a distorted and toothless Tyrannusaurus-Rex. In reality though, Barney is a fat man in a purple dinosaur suit.

He is in a TV show that brainwashes little kids into thinking that the world is perfect and that everything can be fixed by singing a simple song that would cause most great musicians to commit suicide or smoke drugs(If they haven't so already)

Barney is also the reason why parents should never leave their kid unattended to watch it. Barney is also the reason why dinosaurs went extinct.

In conclusion, don't watch Barney, Your brain will melt because of it.

Barney is a purple fat-ass
by Cataclypsa June 25, 2007
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Some purple dinosaur that we hope soon catches on fire gets saved and then shot three times gets saved and then we just cut the mofo's head off and feed it to the rottweillers outside the studio. Then the kids start cheering and kick cremate the rest of his fucking body!
Barney is on fire! YAY!
by Tommy Vercetti June 01, 2004
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barney: hi im barney you may have seen me on such comedy shows as the simposns (burp)
by nosleep42 May 05, 2005
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A disagreement or arguement, typically resulting in physical violence.
When she found out he'd been seeing another woman, him and his missus had a right old barney.
by partridge May 15, 2003
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(weed) (bay area slang) purple weed
my nigga u got any barney
by T March 20, 2005
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A purple and green-spotted dinosaur world famous for being on the self titled pre-k daytime TV show "Barney". His annoying voice oh-so-cheerful disposition and plastered-on smile have charmed kids under 5 for many years now. Fortunatly for the sane population, Barney has lost some of his popularity over the past few years,much to the disappointment of his parental fan-base. With any luck this dancing dino will be an example of pre-k pop-culture gone extict.
Barney has hypno powers. He can make rowdy 3-year-olds sit down for a whole HALF HOUR! Who could have guessed??
by MythKid07 January 17, 2006
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I gave her barney last night and she loved it.
by Panfilo Seisnueve June 12, 2008
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