A "something" on which to blame farts.
Rather than accept blame for farting(noisily), one exclaims that they had witnessed a creature in close proximity by invoking it's name and looking behind.
Interchangeable with local fauna.
Rather than accept blame for farting(noisily), one exclaims that they had witnessed a creature in close proximity by invoking it's name and looking behind.
Interchangeable with local fauna.
by Psykram May 12, 2010
by mronesuit August 12, 2009
by Pugs64 March 28, 2010
To pass gas, to fart, gasses passing through the anus causing various fluttering or squealing noises
What was that sound that came from your butt and smells bad grandpa? That was a spider bark, my boy.
by Dix Fix July 20, 2018
A fart. So named because you blame the resulting smell and sound on the fictitious spider. Most often referenced as being stepped on when the term is used.
*fart noise*
(pause)
Innocent Bystander: "Oh man, what is that smell?; Did you fart?"
Guilty Party: "Ah, no, man, You must have stepped on a barking skunk spider"
(pause)
Innocent Bystander: "Oh man, what is that smell?; Did you fart?"
Guilty Party: "Ah, no, man, You must have stepped on a barking skunk spider"
by Mathius_Dragoon March 3, 2010
Example:
*BRRRRRAP*
Dave: “Jimmy bro did you just bust ass?”
Jimmy: “Wasn’t me bro. Must be a Jamaican Barking Spider in the room.”
*BRRRRRAP*
Dave: “Jimmy bro did you just bust ass?”
Jimmy: “Wasn’t me bro. Must be a Jamaican Barking Spider in the room.”
by Three Seventeen April 8, 2023
A spider that is brown and fuzzy with a lighter brown back. Commonly mistaken as a brown recluse
They were brought to Daytona Beach in the late 80’s in Bananas from Brazil when the Daytona Flea Market opened
They were brought to Daytona Beach in the late 80’s in Bananas from Brazil when the Daytona Flea Market opened
by Rebeccm November 21, 2022