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barftender 

A bartender at a skanky dive bar where all people do is get piss drunk and puke. This bar is usually the last stop on a night of excessive drinking. Often times the person who turns the bartender into the barftender is a weekend warrior trying to hang with seasoned alcoholics.
What's it take to get another drink around here?!?! Where's the barftender?
barftender by drinksatcleats May 11, 2010

barfriend 

A barfriend is someone whom you only associate with at a drinking establishment, ie. a bar. Often used in a romantic context, to mean someone whom you are flirty, sexually permissive, or even pretending to date when in the bar.
"My barfriend called me today, looks like I'm gonna be drunk again!" or "Listen, you're just my barfriend, not my boyfriend. What happens in Felix's, stays in Felix's."
barfriend by Feroxyhite January 15, 2009

Boyfriender 

Someone who treats you like your their Boyfriend.
"Dude don't jump off that you could get hurt"

"Don't be such a fucking Boyfriender"
Boyfriender by BeeZsz December 7, 2010

Boyfriendervention 

Boyfriendervention( noun): A boyfriend intervention. To interfere with the formation or continuation of your boyfriend's participation in a relationship with you, or to arrest the romantic boyfriendship of a friend that has been determined to be detrimental to some or all of the parties involved. (Verb: Boyfriendervene)
A boyfriendervention was the only way Colette knew to get that no good two timing guy out of her sister's life.
Boyfriendervention by jlkred September 1, 2009
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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