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A bartender at a skanky dive bar where all people do is get piss drunk and puke. This bar is usually the last stop on a night of excessive drinking. Often times the person who turns the bartender into the barftender is a weekend warrior trying to hang with seasoned alcoholics.
What's it take to get another drink around here?!?! Where's the barftender?
by drinksatcleats May 11, 2010

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