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Barefoot Contessa

1. Ina Garten, host of FN's Barefoot Contessa.

2. Term used to describe someone who, once caught in such a reprehensible act as denying for two years to meet a terminally ill child, will try to resolve the situation by displacing blame one whoever else can take it (such as assistants) and claiming to be unaware of anything.

3. One who garners such an obsessive and delusional fan base, that once their divinity's name is uttered they pop out to lash out vehemently against any who seem not praise this TV personality.
The terminally ill child is now looking forward to completing a wish to swim with the dolphins, and has moved on.

Barefoot Contessa: Is there a more arrogant nickname to choose for yourself?
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Barefoot Contessa

1. An epicure extraordinare demonstrating tasteful fancy fare in a FAMILY RAINBOW sort of way East Hampton style.
Ina Garten weekdays on FoodNetwork as The Barefoot Contessa.
Barefoot Contessa by JayVaBeach August 11, 2007

barefoot contessa

noun.

a sex goddess who is a "lady on the street but a freak in the bed". she suppresses her nymphomania by cooking gourmet and unreplicable meals.
"dawg have you seen that barefoot contessa?! she is one hot piece of ass!"

Barefoot Contessa

The act of inserting your big toe into a woman's vagina while receiving oral sex.
My girlfriend loves it when I give her the old barefoot contessa.
Barefoot Contessa by rawhide33 September 2, 2011

barefoot contessa

a person on foodnetwork that is fat and really ugly but has good food
look barefoot contessa making more food to eat!

Barefoot Contessa

A cooking show featuring Ina Garten in East Hampton, cooking a variety of dishes. Many definitions bash Ina's poor looks, but let's not forget that she is almost 70 years old.
Barefoot Contessa features an old women who cooks good food
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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