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When a person is rudely and fiercly introduced to another persons bare ass and proceeds to be on the receiving end of a nasty and most unpleasant fart.
"Did you see that? Murph just go barched!"
by Hius Enauk April 03, 2005
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A fart that rather than being expelled through the anus is released through the mouth, emitting a smell so vile that the barcher also vomits.
Something doesn't feel right, I think I'm going to barch.
by statue_bro May 19, 2016
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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"you stupid bitch" or "you stupid B-Arch"
by donli December 10, 2003
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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by Nick BDD July 05, 2006
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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A person with no hopes, dreams, or aspirations.
Stop being such a barch! Get up off the couch and do something!
by Creator June 17, 2003
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10" high plush doll.

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