4 definitions by KoolKritter

Fartitis

The condition of having to pass gas (fart) multiple times per hour. Likely to happen after eating chili beans, broccoli, or other foods that cause gas.

I had a bad case of fartitis all day Sunday because of that chili I had at the party the night before—not to mention all the alcohol and junk food.

by KoolKritter May 31, 2022

abfu

Colloquial of absolutely f**king

I abfu hate that song-it is so stupid and they play it all the time on the radio.

I am abfu telling you the truth!

by KoolKritter June 26, 2021

Barch

A combo-word of Bitch and Bark.

I wish she would shut her mouth and stop barching about what happened last night!

by KoolKritter February 13, 2022

hayties

A nicer word for “hell”.

On Dynasty, Krystal and Alexis beat the ever-loving hayties out of each other. But in the end, Krystal won.

by KoolKritter August 13, 2021