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Barbecue Chicken

When they put a slow guy on you in basketball. It is so easy to blow by him that you could eat a plate of BBQ chicken before he catches up. This term was popularized by Shaq.
"Who is guarding me???" -me
"The big guy" -teammate
"Barbecue CHICKEN"
Barbecue Chicken by Food Masta January 4, 2017

Memphis Barbeque

A hand job without the use of lubrication, also known as a "Dry Rub"
Hey, did you hear about what happened to Sean last night?" "Yeah, I heard he erupted like Mt. Kilimanjaro after receiving a Memphis Barbeque!

barbecue clueless 

A person who is barbecue clueless puts white saucer mayonnaise on righteous barbecue.
They are barbecue clueless in Alabama. Tough kitty!

Barbeque Holiday 

A term given to the most venerated and cherished warm weather holidays, particularly in the United States. Among these are Memorial Day, Fathers Day, The 4th of July, and Labor Day. Collectively, they outrank even the most beloved of religious holidays, and as such are treasured equally among genuine barbeque enthusiasts, novices, and those who would just rather order in and be done with it.
Wayne: I got us backstage passes to see Van Halen at Monsters of Rock over Memorial Day weekend!!! Schwing!

Garth: You idiot!!! That's a barbeque holiday!!!

Wayne: Kill me...

Barbeque Chicken 

A basketball term coined by Shaq on Inside the NBA. To make someone "barbeque chicken" you have to dominate them in the low post.
Marc Gasol works in the post... Barbeque Chicken alert! He scores on Andrew Bogut

throw a barbecue 

The act of taking a shower immediately after pooping to clean yourself instead of using toilet paper.
Last summer, Jim and Mike stopped speaking after a bean-heavy dinner made Jim throw a barbecue at Mike's house. The smell didn't go away for weeks.
throw a barbecue by Heinz57 March 18, 2010