ketamine banquet

(n.) any get-together with the sole purpose of recreational drug use.

Encompasses marijuana galas, Netflix n' MDMA, heroin soirées, crack cocaine conferences, xanax assemblies, magic mushroom lectures, and crystal meth annual benefit dinners.

Harry is hosting a ketamine banquet on 420.

by nolandc September 10, 2019

Banquet Beast

a person who has breached the borders of Festively Plump and has taken it upon themselves to demolish a dinner fit for a King. This results in the person being somewhat of a FAT FUCKA

Guy 1: oi check out that Banquet Beast!
Guy 2: HOLY SHIT THAT IS ONE HUGE MAMA

by Howie2day April 6, 2010

roadhouse banquet

the act of a male and a female in a reststop bathroom engaging in sexual acts

She couldn't keep her hands off of me, so I just gave in and had a roadhouse banquet.

by Whittine July 13, 2006

boneless banquet

A sexual encounter that isn't completely satisfying but wasn't too bad. I.e. activity took place but there was no penetration hence "no bone".

Jon : How did you get on with that bird you picked up the other night?

Jim : Ah it was a boneless banquet but she can suck for England! Soggy fries though.

by JayArseyHudd July 19, 2019

Anorexic Banquet

The term describing a meal consisting of only a small item of food that one has consumed for lunch, such as a breakfast bar or 'nutritious' sweets

Terrance: I had a big ass slab of Battenburg for lunch what did you have Philip?
Philip:I had an Anorexic Banquet

Terrance: What?
Philip: A nutrigrain bar :(

by defender of heavy metal October 7, 2010

Banquet Beer

The elixir of life. It's persistent and set in its ways. Word has it that it was first discovered in Golden Colorado in 1873 by a guy named Molson. It's been consumed by many, but only consumed properly by the Nukkas.

Nuk 1: Fuck I feel sick.

Nuk 2: Ay be cool nuk, just drink this Banquet Beer.

Nuk1: Thanks, I feel much better.

by Anonymous Nuk December 1, 2008

Banquet Hat

A sexual manuever, in which the male defecates on the female's head, forms it into a hat shape, and then proceeds to pick the food bits out of the shit and force-feed them to the woman.

Look at that girl's hat, it looks like shit!!!
Yeah, it's just like the Banquet Hat I gave your sister yesterday- three times!

by Brain Anderson January 29, 2008