banhammered
An exaggerated means of describing prohibition, barring, or interdiction from a given digital environment.
banhammered by teh_pwn0r0r0r January 19, 2007
Get the banhammered mug.
Baldammered
Vinny: Hey I had this well wierd dream last night that I could suck myself off and I was in Kyles car and he wouldnt let me.
Kyle: Oh my god, vinny's baldammered!
Greg: That's only his second can.
Kyle: Oh my god, vinny's baldammered!
Greg: That's only his second can.
Baldammered by vinny_R February 10, 2008
Related Words
Bahammered
(adj.) Heavily inebriated in the Bahamas.
A word defining a person who is Intoxicated, beyond drunk while on a Bahamian Island.
See also: hammered, shit-faced
A word defining a person who is Intoxicated, beyond drunk while on a Bahamian Island.
See also: hammered, shit-faced
Bahammered by BrandingQueen January 5, 2019
BandHammer
The BandHammer of the Administrators. This word gives us the right of Band you off the network for file sharing, streaming video, taking up way to much bandwidth from other users, and just being plain stupid.
BandHammers are Admin's with the power to rule your life, and bring it to a crashing halt. These are the people with Linux servers and mac laptops in hand to control your very existence. When dumb users do stupid shit, these Admin's come in, fix the shit you broke, and make your life a living hell, by decreasing your privileges and to make sure you don't do it again.
BandHammers are Admin's with the power to rule your life, and bring it to a crashing halt. These are the people with Linux servers and mac laptops in hand to control your very existence. When dumb users do stupid shit, these Admin's come in, fix the shit you broke, and make your life a living hell, by decreasing your privileges and to make sure you don't do it again.
This awesome word lets us say, "NO, I'm not going to troubleshoot your effin computer because you don't even know how to turn the damn thing on", or , * dumb user crying like a baby to the Admin saying he cant send email, "Oh, you can't send any email, hmmmmm, then learn how to change your own damn SMTP server settings to your gateway of your IP you dumb ass".
"Do not anger the BandHammer, I have root access"
"The BandHammer will Sudo Kick Your Ass"
"Do not anger the BandHammer, I have root access"
"The BandHammer will Sudo Kick Your Ass"
BandHammer by Chad the BandHammer January 12, 2009
banhammered
1) Aleman just got his ass banhammered in the fight against Kip.
2) After those ten shots, Baker was banhammered beyond belief, and that's real talk.
2) After those ten shots, Baker was banhammered beyond belief, and that's real talk.
banhammered by David Chatterton February 5, 2005
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026