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Sexually Active Band Geeks 

The group of band junkies who either spend way to much time with the opposite sex, probably in the band room, or have watched way too much American Pie. The boys can often be caught sticking their junk in the Oboe or constructing a complex diagram of the choreography for their next competition thingy. The girls can be seen playing their saxophone or "blowing the flute," which they bring a whole new meaning to.
Sexually Active Band Geeks: "This one time, at band camp, I stuck my flute in my p***y."
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Sexually Active Band Geeks 

Micah and Ava. Who are always making out in da hallway
Micah and Ava are always playing tonsil hockey. They are what Janice Ian would call 'Sexually Active Band Geeks'

Band Geeks 

1. The most awesome people you will ever come across in your school. They always seem to have the most fun because of their extreme coolness.

2. Have more drama than 90210, The sexiest, dumbest, CRAZIEST ppl you will ever meet in your life. But thats why you love us. :D

3. When they all get together as a group, they have the loudest lunch tables, the craziest inside jokes, and under all of that, they are all one ginormous family.
P- "Omg, those ppl are SUCH Band Geeks!"
K- "Yahhh but thats why you love them."

Psh bitch, Im a Band Geek. Be jealous, be verrrrryyyy jealous.
Band Geeks by BandGeek :D February 8, 2009

band geeks 

Some of the most amazing individuals that can be found in a school. They do not mind spending vast quantities of time together, or being out in ridiculous weather conditions for the sake of the marching band's show. In a group, they are a force to be reckoned with for causing great amounts of disruption and entertainment.
The band geeks made a duct tape ball that weighed over one hundred pounds, just because they got bored during summer band.
band geeks by AriG November 8, 2005

bandgeek 

People who will ultimately get a chance to get back at the stupid jocks who hate them by firing them 15 years later.
Bandgeek Sandra: You're fired, Andrew! (says to self) Who gets the last laugh now, jerk?
bandgeek by cmills March 28, 2005

Band Geeks 

The title of what is almost unanimously agreed to be the best episode of the Nicktoons show Spongebob Squarepants.

Squidward wants to form a band in Bikini Bottom so that he can win against his rival, Squilliam, at the "Bubble Bowl." Squidward calls together various residents of Bikini Bottom to perform, hoping to make them good at playing instruments. But through some of the funniest and most memorable shenanigans the show has to offer, the band ends up fighting, and all seems lost. But then on the day of the Bubble Bowl, the band shapes up and puts on perhaps the greatest song performance in cartoon history. Featuring the song "Sweet Victory" by Van Halen, the band is able to succeed, and Squidward is able to come out on top against his rival in the end.

Many fans consider this to be the absolute best episode of the show for its humor, memorable lines, jokes, and most of all, that kick-ass music number at the end. And it truly is amongst the show's best episodes in my opinion.
Memorable lines from "Band Geeks":

"Whoever's the owner of the white Sudan, you left your lights on."

"No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument... Horse radish isn't an instrument either."

*After Squidward plays his clarinet* "Uh yes, we're here from the pet hospital, and we understand you have a dying animal on the premises."

"People talk loud when they want to act smart, right? -*Plankton* CORRECT!"

"It's the sweeeet, sweeeeet victory, yeah!"
Band Geeks by WTF123 December 2, 2014

bandgeek 

an honerable person that plays a wonderful wind or percussion instrument in the school band. bandgeeks are smart, honest, loyal, cool, and not given the respect they deserve. bandgeeks should be at the top of the school... way before jocks and cheerleaders. bandgeeks are kind and strong. they are the best.
"Bandgeeks sure know how to have fun"

"I'm a bandgeek 'cause I love you"
bandgeek by Mikayle July 22, 2004