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Bradworthy Wank

The act of masturbating in your living room while trying to get caught by the Google Street View car.
As soon as I saw the car coming round the corner by the Bradworthy Inn, I ran home, flopped it out and start it furiously Bashing the Bishop, in the hopes that the image of me choking my chicken would live forever on Google Street View.

Best Bradworthy Wank I ever had.
Related Words

Boomworthy 

(noun) to be totally and completely epic.
burning a couch at a bonfire would be boomworthy.
Boomworthy by Boom03 October 27, 2010

BMWorthy 

A job position with a salary enabling one to purchase a BMW.
Typically a promotion or advancement in one's professional career.

No universally agreed upon proncunciation, could be "bee-em-worthy", "beem-worthy", "bim-worthy".
"I need to get out of this entry-level crap and land something truly BMWorthy"

"That guy obviously sold his soul to have a 335i convertible. He's a high school teacher: that is so not BMWorthy."
BMWorthy by East of Nowhere March 12, 2009

binworthy 

A state in which an item has no worth to anyone and should be put in the rubbish.
"This broken toy is binworthy"
binworthy by George Wakeman February 28, 2008

Bamforth 

The most coolest of the cools.

A word, most commonly a name but also used as an adjective, to describe someone or something of optimum awesome-ness.

B stands for beautiful.
A stands for amazing.
M stands for marvellous.
F stands for fantastic.
O stands for outstanding.
R stands for ravishing.
T stands for tremendous.
H stands for hilarious.
You look so bamforth today!
I wish I was more Bamforth.
Bamforth by ILOVEELF.COM March 31, 2011

BMworthy 

When a girl is worthy of driving a BMW or any other high end luxury car.

When a guy gives a girl huge money for no reason, just cause she's the bomb.
Why'd Dave give Amy all that money?

Cause he knew she was BMworthy and wanted to make all her dreams come true.
BMworthy by ams90 April 28, 2010