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adj. 1. doing something completely illogical and with no remorse or regret.

2. a general and chronic excess of apathy regarding responsibility

3. In Architecture School: Not coming to studio/Not doing any work/Not coming to reviews/still receiving a passing grade.
1. Did you see him just kill that kitten and then do a line of blow? Balsie!

2. He hasn't paid his rent in three months. And he changed the locks on the door so that the landlord can't get in. Balsie.

3. Did you see that its been three weeks into the project and he has done nothing. Balsie.
balsie by Fireball85 December 9, 2008
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used in the U.K. to call dibbs, to claim first choice, by saying bagsie you are saying it is yours because you are the first to claim it.
bagsie shotgun (i will sit in the front passenger seat)
bagsie in goal (i will play as goalkeeper)
bagsie yer iphone (i know blackberry is better but if that shit is goin fer free..)
bagsie by nickthetwat May 8, 2010
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Baldie's Steak Night 

Baldie, the pointless homosexual, believes that eating steak once a week will transform him from a pathetic anorexic runt into a he-man with arms the size of Schwarzenegger's chest. Equally bizarrely the hairless twat believes the weekly steak will have a greater bodybuilding effect if consumed on a Friday. Thus, Friday night is Baldie's Steak Night.
Don't go in the kitchen, that gay cunt's in there.

I know. Its Friday. Baldie's Steak Night.
Slang term for "Cuban Rafters" or Cuban refugees utilizing a raft to reach the coasts of the United States to escape former Dictator Fidel Castro's brother Raul Castro's dictatorship.
"Oh man, guy, look! Balseros coming ashore! Quick, alert the coast guard!"
Balsero by Arcanebus August 7, 2008
a west indian slang for the female backside.
she bamsie real big, boy.
bamsie by realstylesintl March 25, 2007

Pooey Ballies

Ball stranglers that have been covered in the most putrid shit ever. Can be used as a weapon or can be worn for comfort.
"Hey.. hey you! Gimme the best pooey ballies that you got, PRONTO!"
Pooey Ballies by thc2099 June 14, 2008

Baldie's Fruitcake

A fruitcake made by a raving bald-headed queen from West Bridgford during a break in an all-day session of World of Gay Warcraft.
What's that foul stench coming from the kitchen, Dad?

Its that bender making some more gay food. I'm gonna take a dump on Baldie's Fruitcake tonight.