Ballnets

The nets that you put on the bottoms of guys' balls to stop them from dunking in the water.

Chris: Grandpa, what are you doing here?

Carter: Using the bathroom. Where do you keep the ballnets, that you put on the bottom of guys balls, to stop them from dunking in the water?

Brian: What?

Carter: What do you mean, "What"? slaps his hand for every word WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE NETS THAT YOU PUT ON THE BOTTOM OF GUYS BALLS TO STOP THEM FROM DUNKING IN THE WATER!?

Ballnets by Ballnets.net June 24, 2021

Ballnets.net

A website where you buy nets to put on your balls to keep them from dunking in the toilet water.

Guy 1: Bro, where did you get your ballnet?

Guy 2: Got it at ballnets.net.

Guy 1: Thanks.

Ballnets.net by Ballnets.net June 25, 2021

Ballnet 

The inside of a male's swimming suit, or anything that has to do with a ball and a net. Can also be used as an insult, complement (depending on the tone), or verb. Originated in Latham, NY.

Example #1
Person #1: Hey, you cant do that here!
Person #2: AWH BALLNET!!!!!!!

Example #2
Person #1: Dude, my vacation sucked!
Person #2: Why?
Person #1: I got so chafed from the ballnet in my swimming trunks.

Example #3
Person #1: I don't like you.
Person #2: Dude, you're such a ballnet.

Example #4
Person #1: Dude i just got 96% on my math test!
Person #2: Dude, that's hella ballnettin'.

Ballnet by TheBoosh April 9, 2010

ballsneeze 

v. An event where the male's genitalia becomes stimulated to the point that the testicles ("balls") appear to sneeze, ejaculating semen from the male's penis in the way snot would be ejaculated from his nose in an actual sneeze. Typically happens during sexual intercourse or foreplay, but may happen prematurely as well.

n. semen.

Aw fuck, man! Look at all that ballsneeze on the sheets! What are you god damn doing? Clean up that fucking mess!

ballsneeze by Jonathan Seal September 13, 2009

free ballner 

When a man is free ballin', especially in loose pants or shorts, he must adjust his penis every now and again, thus after many cock adjustments one has given himself an erection or boner.

I was just sitting on my couch and all of a sudden i gave myself a free ballner.

free ballner by cheesy magee November 30, 2009

ballner 

when your "testicles" or "balls" are in the state of having a boner.

When you have had such an incredible boner aka the boner of your life, that the boner transfered to your ballsack.(note if you are a castroti "a guy gets his balls cut off this could be a problem! please contact your doctor for more information!)

OMG look at that girl i just had a ballner!

is it morning already! man i just had a morning ballner!

a guy: lets go to hooters!

some other guy: wouldnt it be embarrassing if we went ther and my ballner broke through my pants!

a guy: ok your not coming loser!

ballner by they call me a GOD September 14, 2009

Balloners

Balloners is derived from two words; banter, and the all boys grammar school Dr Challoners. Joined together they make the word Balloners. Balloners describes extremely bad, posh, educational, or gay banter. Balloners is regarded as on a par with girl banter (also embarrassingly bad)

"in my maths lesson i totally answered the teacher back, i'm such a legend"
"mate thats balloners"

or

"your par game is worse than balloners

Balloners by Hazza Magazza December 10, 2010