ballsneeze 

v. An event where the male's genitalia becomes stimulated to the point that the testicles ("balls") appear to sneeze, ejaculating semen from the male's penis in the way snot would be ejaculated from his nose in an actual sneeze. Typically happens during sexual intercourse or foreplay, but may happen prematurely as well.

n. semen.

Aw fuck, man! Look at all that ballsneeze on the sheets! What are you god damn doing? Clean up that fucking mess!

ballsneeze by Jonathan Seal September 13, 2009

Ebenezer Ballsqueezer 

A old man who gives you a physical at school and touches your balls.

I'm so happy i dont have to go to the Ebenezer Ballsqueezer to join the football team this year.

Ebenezer Ballsqueezer by DarkAce12598 October 30, 2010

Ballsdeeeeeeap 

Basically so far down in balls that there is usually no escape and can often lead to:
Butthurtness
Trollyness
Depression
And Stress

I am Ballsdeeeeeeap in Home work

Ballsdeeeeeeap by The Slave of MEMES August 6, 2016