Ballcockery 

An act of sexual mischief. Up to no good in a naughty fashion.

"I thought Marcus was me best mate, but he was up to all manner of ballcockery with me wife."

"Methinks Ted and Alice are engaged in acts of wanton ballcockery."

"Wouldst thou join me in a bit of ballcockery, love?"

Ballcockery by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009

ballcock 

part in the toilet that lets in the water. also known as a fill valve.

my toilet keeps running. i need to fix the ballcock.

ballcock by plumber rick December 29, 2004

Ballcoozie 

To place your testicles (Balls) in a cup of water while your female partner proceeds to blow bubbles with a straw.

I think a ballcoozie would take care of that blue feeling you're having, honey.

Ballcoozie by DOE-D September 21, 2003

Ballcooker

When you put your laptop on your lap and it becomes really hot, the temperature can get so high it actually impairs the viability of your sperm.

I can't have kids because my laptop was a real ballcooker.

Ballcooker by MasterofAwesome January 15, 2011

ballcoozie 

placing the testicles into a glass of champagne or other highly carbonated liquid, while a partner blows bubbles into the glass using a straw

man: ballcoozie?
woman: i'll get the champagne

ballcoozie by mediumfreakingjoel September 28, 2012

Ballcoozie 

The female fills her mouth up with warm water and pop-rocks and the male inserts his balls into her mouth as the female gargles, simulating the sensations of a jacuzzi, for balls.

Its been a long day, but luckily i still have some pop-rocks left in my bedside table drawer, so my bitch can ballcoozie my nuts, fo sho.

Ballcoozie by Juggle-the-Nuggets November 28, 2011

ballzooka 

A cock that whilst ejaculating releases so much sperm so fast, that it resembles a bazooka spewing ammo from ze balls.

"I emptied my ballzooka into Tina last night."

ballzooka by dokesomesmank August 27, 2009