Ball Park

When there is a hobo sitting on the end cap of the parking lot, you are so fascinated by how poor he is you forget to put on the brakes and your front wheel ruins his testicles.

Me: Hey Travis, you know the hobo sitting in Taco Bell's parking lot?

Travis: Yes.........

Me: I totally Ball Parked that dude!

by LuigiXmission.420 September 5, 2010

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Ball Parked

When someone places Ball Park hot dogs on someones face or ass in a suggestive position. Then taking a picture or video and sharing it on social media. The person will usally be passed out from drinking, but it nots nessary to count.

Joe was so drunk last nignt he didn't feel it when I Ball Parked him. I must've put a dozen hot dogs.

After drinking all those shots last night, you guys could've Ball Parked me last night. The only way I would've found out is if I saw it on social media!

by K.W.Maine April 3, 2020

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ball park

To sneak up behind someone, grab them by the hair, pull their head back and then reach around and smack them in the face with a raw hot dog.

I am going to ball park Drew.

I totally ball parked Drew last night.

Next time I see Drew, he's getting a ball parking.

by onlyanightmare July 27, 2008

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ball-park figure

a number that is near the total; approximate figure

Fifty is a ball-park figure. It's close to our class size.

by VAKI5 May 9, 2005

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ball park franked

before vacation a girl is looking very skinny and attractive, yet she goes to florida and comes back plump like a christmas goose. this is very similar to a ballpark frank hot dog, that plumps up when you warm it up

boy 1: yikes...she was so hot in february...and look at her now in april, shes fat! what happened?

boy 2: she went to florida and learned how to eat

boy 3: that bitch ball park franked

by coolkid812 April 23, 2006

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