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balls-eye view 

A tendency to see the world in the most basic terms as consisting fundamentally of bodily functions and the fulfillment of appetites and desires. The term derives from the imagined perspective of testicles during the sex act and during the process of defecation.
He: Bob's a nice guy, but he's sometimes difficult to take because he is so cynical!
Friend: Yeah, he's got a real balls-eye view of the world.
He: Meaning?
Friend: He only sees what your testicles would see when you're banging someone or taking a crap -- assholes, piss, falling shit ....

blue eye balls 

instead of blue balls when someone jerks you around and you can't quite have an orgasm, "blue EYE balls" come from when someone jerks you around each night when you are trying to fall asleep. just as you are about to drift away into lala land, you are rudely awoken, time after time--with each incident of blue eye ball making you grouchier and grouchier.
My spouse gives me blue eye balls every fucking night when I am trying to get to sleep, as he continuously snores then wakes up to restart his netflix.

Eye Fucking Balls 

What Marine Corps drill instructors say to get the recruits attention at boot camp.
*All hell breaking loose in the squadbay*
Drill instructor: 10…9…8…5…2…1!
Recruits: DONE SIR!
Drill instructor: Hey, Eye Fucking Balls! That little bitch didn’t touch the bulkhead! Run!
Recruits: AYE SIR!

Ballseye 

The sexual act of slapping anothers eyes with your testicles.
"Hey Marty did you see Bob's black eyes?"
"Yeah dude, he got the ballseye"
Ballseye by UPtheNOSEinbetweenTHETOES September 19, 2011

Ballseye 

Commonly used to make fun of guys who got hit in the balls, same as in bullseye (right in the spot).
-Wrestler gets kicked in the balls during a wrestling match-

Wrestler: *screams* "ooohhh!!! My balls!!!"
Girls watching the match: Hahaha! ballseye!!!
Wrestler: *cries*
Ballseye by Nobli November 12, 2012

Ballseye 

A perfectly placed throw or strike to the testicles.
Richard wound up and threw the rubber duck, impacting Scott squarely in the testicles - ballseye!
Ballseye by sjg22 October 26, 2018