Someone who takes a laptop and a large capacity hard drive full of adult movies out with him as he travels the country. His special skills include rain dancing and horology which enable him to access his hard drive.
'Ol Forfar Baldy is at it again!!
by KampGramp April 13, 2009
Jealous boyfriends at clubs who take everything the wrong way especially when AmazingPhil is staring at his girlfriends really awesome tattoo
Baldy McGee: are you makin' eyes on my girl?
AmazingPhil: No! N-no I was just looking at her fox!
Baldy McGee: you callin my girl an ox?!
AmazingPhil: No! N-no I was just looking at her fox!
Baldy McGee: you callin my girl an ox?!
by Heyohellooooo July 8, 2015
a Baldie John, is a middle aged man, who still thinks he is in his early 20's.Likes to party and drink excessively and endulge in copius amounts of drugs. However, he has a sexual attraction to 18-25 year old young men. He will offer drink and drugs all night, and pretend to be friends with a certain male individual all night, and then once he sees his chance, will abuse them in the most uncomfortable of body orephaces.
Matt woke up in someone's bed, with a load a gipe running down his leg and a sore ass.
Matt was a Baldie John victim
Matt was a Baldie John victim
by Roo#1 December 30, 2009
guys its baldis birthday
by Chungy boy April 4, 2019
A balding headed individual who stays in the shadows lurking and spying on individuals or groups of people as they pass.
We were walking down the street after coming back from the pub the other night when Beattie pointed out the Baldie Lurkin behind the bus stop at the corner of the street
by Roo-NI August 17, 2009
by GirMissesHisCupcake August 23, 2009
When a girl is licking your balls and you are gentleman enough to make a batch of baked beans so she doesn't have to suffer from the taste of your sweaty ball sweat. It acts as a "chaser" in a way so she doesn't have to swollow gross ball sweat and instead eat some tasty beans.
Jake: "dude this bitch was slobbing on my nuts last night."
Steve: "did you make her some beans?"
Jake: "why the fuck would I do that?"
Steve: "bro it's common courtesy. You gotta give her a baldy bean so she doesn't have the ball sweat taste on her mouth.
Jake: "why doesn't she just get some listerine or brush her teeth?"
Steve: "fuck you."
Steve: "did you make her some beans?"
Jake: "why the fuck would I do that?"
Steve: "bro it's common courtesy. You gotta give her a baldy bean so she doesn't have the ball sweat taste on her mouth.
Jake: "why doesn't she just get some listerine or brush her teeth?"
Steve: "fuck you."
by jabu1394 February 27, 2014