Math teacher who has more than a few screws loose and beats you with a ruler because you are terrible at math and should be ashamed of yourself.
He just wants you to succeed and have good grades why do you hate him jfc mate.
He just wants you to succeed and have good grades why do you hate him jfc mate.
Random person: "Yo, do you like Baldi's Basics?"
Generic 6 year old who listens to Baldi In The Elavator: "Yeah! Baldi is my favourite character!"
Thinks every character is overrated kid: "Really? I think he's overrated."
Fangirl/boy: "I SHIP BALDI WITH THE PRINCIPAL OF THE THING AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!"
Raging 7 year old: "I don't like Baldi's Basics, shut up!!!1!!1!1!1!"
Generic 6 year old who listens to Baldi In The Elavator: "Yeah! Baldi is my favourite character!"
Thinks every character is overrated kid: "Really? I think he's overrated."
Fangirl/boy: "I SHIP BALDI WITH THE PRINCIPAL OF THE THING AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!"
Raging 7 year old: "I don't like Baldi's Basics, shut up!!!1!!1!1!1!"
by Atelophobia-baldi May 11, 2019
by Signor Dick Pic June 18, 2014
A person who has a very large penis. Based on a real life person from Mid Coast Maine who was said to be incredibly well endowed. Baldy used to urinate in a urinal while facing the other direction with his penis slung between his legs and held behind him.
If I was Baldy it would be dragging in the dirt right now. I bet all the women like him because he's a Baldy... the lucky bastard.
by woolbull August 1, 2011
(1) An ineffectual person. (2) A person who cannot deliver on promises. (3) A person suffering dysthymia and resultant inertia. After M. Baldi, putative literary agent.
The baldi had said that she would get to the manuscript within two weeks, but hadn't done so after three months, failing in the meantime to respond to numerous letters and phone calls.
by Clancy Teargarten August 3, 2003
Bald headed graphics teacher.With a borderline psychotic and somewhat manic personality, so they say...
Not exactly bald, but with short hair( baby blonde). (LOL)
He's o.k. if you stay in his good books. Usually with a Cowan and Sharpy in tow.
He's o.k. if you stay in his good books. Usually with a Cowan and Sharpy in tow.
by steve January 12, 2005
A game that looks like pre alpha minecraft on steroids and as hard as passing the balance pose on wii fit it makes dark souls look like doritos crash course 2 if it had a teacher is going to spank you with a ruler
by Linkzy June 4, 2018
A fruitcake made by a raving bald-headed queen from West Bridgford during a break in an all-day session of World of Gay Warcraft.
What's that foul stench coming from the kitchen, Dad?
Its that bender making some more gay food. I'm gonna take a dump on Baldie's Fruitcake tonight.
Its that bender making some more gay food. I'm gonna take a dump on Baldie's Fruitcake tonight.
by Twaggy Smidgekin October 11, 2010