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Baldivis 

Baldivis is a former semi-rural residential suburb 46 kilometres south of the central business district of Perth, the capital of Western Australia, and 11 kilometres southeast of the regional centre of Rockingham. It is located with the City of Rockingham local government area.

today in the residential areas of Baldivis you will find mainly people who used to live in Rockingham and are high school dropouts who went to work at the mines and are no longer bogans............they are bogans with money buying the latest holden commodore in the worst colour imaginable (usually with boss "chromies")

one of the most well known schools in Baldivis is Tranby Collage due to the fact that the teachers are so uneducated that they are dumber than the shit i took yesterday, they try to hide behind the fact that because they are a Catholic school because because the amount of students they had in the first place was so insignificant that they just raised their tuition fees and called their self a private school
example of a Baldivis school Tranby

Person1 "Oi bro im going for a piss"
person2 "ill Tag along cuz"
person1 and 2 walk into toilet person2 stands on a shit that was made on the floor

person2 "fuck thats grosse"

Person1 "not for tranby"
Baldivis by Da_Shock November 7, 2011

baldivia 

One of a kind, unique, original
That girl is such a baldivia!
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Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026