bag rub 

When some conservative lady gives you a hand job with a condom on. This can also be used when receiving a hand job from some conservative lady while she wears a leather glove.

Her: " Ew I don't want you to cum all over the place so bag that shit up. I'll give you a "bag rub."

bag rub by Saucy 5,000 March 17, 2008

Bag Rub 

When a bitch rubs your sack for you from behind.

That hoe gives one mean bag rub!!!

Bag Rub by Tom S January 29, 2004

gayer than a bag of rubber dicks

Describing any situation that you feel is lame, boring, or otherwise below your standard.

Hey dude, this party sucks.
I know man, it's gayer than a bag of rubber dicks. And that's pretty gay!

gayer than a bag of rubber dicks by Akamaitek August 18, 2006

bag of rubber bands 

When one indulges in too much anal sex and the resulting trauma to the rectum causes a protrusion of the anus resembling a bag of rubber bands.

Poor Mary can no longer wear short shorts due to her sagging bag of rubber bands.

bag of rubber bands by Justplainwrong April 6, 2016

A bag of rubber bands

when a man brings a bag of rubber bands or silly bands with him on a date with a girl.

me, you, and a bag of rubber bands. sound like a date?

A bag of rubber bands by tristan/joey February 9, 2023

ruby red bag 

A stretchy piece of skin that holds a male's testicles. Or, in other words, a scrotum.

I grabbed his ruby red bag and gave it a squeeze!

ruby red bag by Ruby Red McGee April 9, 2008

Gayer than a bag full of rainbow colored rubber dicks

Used to describe something or someone that is very gay.

Look at Justin's shirt. That thing is gayer than a bag full of rainbow colored rubber dicks.

Gayer than a bag full of rainbow colored rubber dicks by c/council February 21, 2011