balconing 

Jumping from a balcony to a pool below. Or missing...

We were balconing when Jimmy cracked his head open on the pavement

balconing by balconer August 15, 2010

Baffing Spoon 

1. Golf Nomenclature for the highest loftet wood the Baffing Spoon is excellent for getting out of tight, difficult situations

While playing a round with a friend I could see the hole but had a difficult line up with my ball in the base of a bush. So I whipped out my Baffing Spoon and belted right up the middle where it landed on the plush mound behind the hole.

Baffing Spoon by Lord_Gammon_Dagger August 27, 2010

baconing 

Baconing (verb): the act of enjoying bacon.

We were baconing all last night.

Mary was baconing instead of doing her homework.

As the earth was being attacked by aliens, Jimmy was completely fine because he was baconing.

Stan was caught baconing alone by his wife.

baconing by rgg September 14, 2012

Bamsoning 

The act of randomly leaving the ps4 party without informing the others in the party

He keeps bamsoning 15 minutes after jointing the party

Bamsoning by wow_67 January 11, 2021

head baffling 

when anything or anyone starts doing/saying something that just totally confuses you.

yo man this shit is head baffling

head baffling by Densoflux October 29, 2007

baffooning

the act of yelling at drunken baffoons at or around bar close. usually from the window of an automobile but can also be done via walking.

"hey man, hop in the car lets go baffooning. its close to bar close!"

baffooning by Jose~Cuervo March 27, 2010

baffling 

Shocking, appalling, straight up jaw dropping

It was baffling to see goody two shoes Susie dress like a skanky whore to school.

baffling by slushxlush August 28, 2006