bacon jones 

An overwhelming desire to eat bacon of any kind. Craving for pork products, specifically BACON.

I've had a bacon jones for hours.

Every time I smell bacon I get the jones.

Nothing can cure my jones like bacon.

bacon jones by Bacon Jones May 6, 2011

baconropes

Baconropes are attached to the Gluteus Pricycle which is located just below the spine which is the same as the spine on a book, except the spine on a book is usually attached to the pages with glue whereas a spine spine (as in a spine, not a spine) is in fact attached to the rest of the body with skin tissue, otherwise known as Ewww (technical name). Within the skin tissue are located a number of organs, the same type which can be found in a large church. If you play the internal organs in b flat you will find that you will undoubtedly shit yourself.

Ouch, Pricey t-bagged me when I wasn't expecting it and I pulled both of my baconropes.

baconropes by Max the milkman January 17, 2009

baconness 

Synonym for the word "awesomeness" or "awesome"

This food is baconness!
Barney Stinson is baconness...

baconness by Jethed January 20, 2011

BaconBonus 

When you have completed all your life skills, the God's grant you with the ultimate BaconBonus. Vegetarian wegetarian, You go straight to hell.

Randy has fulfilled the pleasures of our gods because his new haircut, he gets aBACON BONUS.

Sharon has decided to lower her cholesterol for heart attack prevention by cutting back on fatty meats. She will never be granted the [BaconBonus.

BaconBonus by MyBaconskeeper. March 6, 2012

Banjonese 

1. a fake accent used by an actor in movies, TV shows, and/or video games meant to represent someone from the American South yet is comically unconvincing due to it's over-reliance on stereotypical cadences associated with the region to the point that it sounds like the twanging sounds from the stringed instrument, the banjo.
2. an exaggerated fake Southern accent.

I still love Nic Cage in Con Air despite his Banjonese and bad hair.

Banjonese by Talsin February 16, 2019