bacon cock
bacon cock by fucking kangaroo! December 27, 2010
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bacon cock
1. The state of a human penis after having been cock blocked by a po-police officer. 2. An irregularly shaped bacon that closely resembles a penis.
1. -"Gary, what did tha cop do to you? Do you still have a hard-on?"
-"Of course not - I've got bacon cock."
2. "Man, look at this yoke soaked bacon cock next to my eggs. That's some grizzle shizzle, ma nizzle."
-"Of course not - I've got bacon cock."
2. "Man, look at this yoke soaked bacon cock next to my eggs. That's some grizzle shizzle, ma nizzle."
bacon cock by yomammas March 27, 2003
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