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backstache 

Male back hair which may be manscaped into a decorative form or left au natural. The Fu Manchu backstache is when the tops of the shoulders are hairy, as are the sides of the back (covering part of the shoulderblades), but the center of the back is clean.
So we went to the beach, and Jim took off his shirt to reveal a backstache. It was terrifying in its raw manliness.
backstache by Backstache hero December 9, 2008
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Bastitch 

One who is a combination of both a bastard and a bitch. A she-male who has pissed you off fits this definition.
MAN!! That bastitch cut me off in traffic!!
Bastitch by RadioRunner July 12, 2003

backswitch

A backswitch is a word used to describe to a Minecraft noob, or someone who generally doesn't have a grip on reality. A Backswitch never thinks their wrong, and generally chooses to disagree whenever they can.
Ok Backswitch
backswitch by Herald_Jongen October 31, 2020

Italian Backstache 

A rare medical condition in which the sufferer's back is engulfed in a thick, black, musky muff of hair. Usually those afflicted happen to be extremely short and tend to remain virgins well into their forty's. Sometimes affects the torso and genitals, in these cases the condition is referred to as an "Italian Bodystache".
When Tom removed his shirt revealing his Italian Backstache at the community pool, Jefferson grabbed his son and ran fearing a grizzly attack.

Lisa: "Gena, did you hook up with that guy with the green lantern tattoo last night?"
Gena: "I was going to until he took of his shirt. He had a major Italian Bodystache."
Italian Backstache by Jay Beee January 24, 2014
A term used to describe anal sex. A guy penetrates (sticks) a butt (back). It is used to disguise the dirty words usually describing this action and is often used when (normally heterosexuals) are humorously speaking about anal sex.
Did you backstick that chick last night, Hermie?
- Yea, haha! I got in, went for it and dug in real deep.
backstick by Andras November 22, 2007
This term is used in a game of football (soccer) when the ball is played in the air to the far side of the opponent's goal in order to score. It is used by mainly strikers and wingers and they scream this when running towards the far post of the opponent's goal as they are demanding a cross ball in the air to be delivered to them.
we would have won if Edward scored from Daniels backstick
Backstick by backstickboi June 12, 2017
A woman who only does missionary during intercourse.
Bro, I wanted to bang this chick, but I heard she's a backbitch.
backbitch by Touaregowner May 24, 2018