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Time people spend at other people's houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. Your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. But it is a lucrative business and easy to get into. GIRL1-I'm babysitting
GIRL2-haha have fun with that... GIRL1-well, at least I'll be able to buy some pot next weekend! |
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holding the weed too long in a group smoking session yo man, stop babysittin and pass the pipe.
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Where your girlfriend tells you she's going when she's really going to another guys house to fuck Girlfriend: "Hey Josh I'll be babysitting for this lady Friday and Saturday night, all night too."
Josh: "Can i come and see you" Girlfriend: "No. Absolutely not. The lady doesn't want anyone else over, not even to come out front and say hi." |
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The nice friend who gets stuck with the shitty job of making sure your overly-intoxicated friend makes it home without puking all over the place or harming his or herself. Often you have to hold their hair while they barf in the bathroom. Tom:"Who's going to do the babysitting for Brooke; she's drunk out of her mind."
Ryan: "Aw, shit i'll take care of her" Tom: "Aiight the rest of us are going to go out and drink some more..." Brooke: *Barf* "Oh my God i'm soooo shit-faced right now" |
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When you are drinking at a party and you've only had 2 or 3 shots rather then getting hammered with the rest of the crowd. Ayy why you babysitting man let me show you how it's done!
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The event in which you have to be a chaperon to any girl even planning to get stoned at some point. Bob: "Hey dude, I got high with amber the other day."
Joe: "Nice bro, was it fun?" Bob: "You know how it is with chicks, I was babysitting her the whole time." |
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fighting bears! all day long omg look at that babysitting CHAMPION!!
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