Definitions by OG_Epimetheus
Frix
A word used as an exclamation or an expressive emotion, such as but not limited to happiness, anger, shock, surprise, disgusted, etc in a meager attempt to clean up your language or refraining from actually cursing.
Frix by OG_Epimetheus November 8, 2024
Babysitting
The act of holding onto the pipe for an extended period of time after taking your hit before passing.
Stoner A: Stop babysitting it already and pass it to me.
Stoner B: Oh shnit. My bad. I always to this.
Stoner B: Oh shnit. My bad. I always to this.
Babysitting by OG_Epimetheus April 29, 2022
Bidened
Girlfriend: That's because mentee blogersoph dublioska zwiva apaishia.
Boyfriend: What??
Girlfriend: *Face palm* Omg I Bidened again.
Boyfriend: What??
Girlfriend: *Face palm* Omg I Bidened again.
Bidened by OG_Epimetheus April 29, 2022
aslut
A term used to describe people from the 918 aka Tulsa, OK. Only the awesome people with killer senses of humor can call themselves true asluts.
I'm aslut from the 918!
aslut by OG_Epimetheus August 27, 2021
Taste {her} Breakfast.
Did you see that new porno Ass Blasters? That dude had his tongue so far up her ass I bet he could taste {her} breakfast.
Taste {her} Breakfast. by OG_Epimetheus August 2, 2021
U-Dic-Dysfunction
The term used to describe Urban Dictionary when they take decades to publish one of your killer definitions.
Friend: Did you submit your genius definition to Urban Dictionary yet? I've been looking out for it but haven't seen it.
Me: Of course I did but it's seems Urban Dictionary is suffering from U-Dic-Dysfunction again. Tomorrow is my 90th birthday too!
Friend: Bro, you totes came up with that when we were 30. Definitely a U-Dic-Dysfunction problem!
Me: Of course I did but it's seems Urban Dictionary is suffering from U-Dic-Dysfunction again. Tomorrow is my 90th birthday too!
Friend: Bro, you totes came up with that when we were 30. Definitely a U-Dic-Dysfunction problem!
U-Dic-Dysfunction by OG_Epimetheus July 31, 2021
Delayed Space-U-Later
Used to describe Jeff Bezos the day (July 20, 2021) he took his first commercial flight into space too late. King of Amazon may have had eyes on the wings and astronaut title but he didn't meet the requirements in time. The Federal Aviation Administration chose that same day to update the requirements to join the ranks of astronaut. It was the first major change to the rules since 2004. Turns out Jeff didn't get his wings or title due to not meeting one requirement. He only got a $5.5 billion honorary title and only 4 minutes in space. Gee, that was fast. Just one day before and he would have qualified. Well played FAA. Savage af.
Jeff Bezos spent $5.5 billion for an honorary title and 4 mins in space because he is a delayed space-u-later. Jeff is definitely big mad and probably butt hurt at the FAA for screwing him hard.
Delayed Space-U-Later by OG_Epimetheus July 25, 2021